Says famed footage depicts him in gorilla costume

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Since September 11, Vice President Dick Cheney has kept a low profile. For months, he rarely appeared at all. Even now, Cheney mostly stays in a "secure location," ready to spring into action if President Bush is attacked.

Now, thirty-six years after the fact, Dick cheney's conscience finally caught up with him: He confessed to having donned a gorilla costume and appearing in the famous 1967 footage of Bigfoot.

"It's time people knew it was a hoax," Cheney told the Washington Post.

For decades, the grainy film clip has fueled study and speculation about the existence of a large mysterious creature in the Pacific Northwest.

On May 16, 2001, Cheney revealed the results of months of meetings. "It's time to let this thing go," he told the paper. "I've been burdened with this for 36 years, but that's not the issue ­ the issue is that it's time to finally let people know the truth."

The hoax essentially made Cheney's statement about 'personal virtue' paranormal. The Post reported Cheney makes his official confession in a new book, "The Bush Energy Policy Wore a Gorilla Suit".

According to the Natural Resources Defense Council, [there is] no short-term relief for Americans struggling to pay their gasoline and electric bills this summer. And, over the long-term, his official confession would increase pollution, and accelerate global warming. Who would benefit? The oil, coal and nuclear industries that shoveled millions of dollars into Bush campaign coffers."

"I was never paid a dime for that, no sir," he said, adding, "Sure I want to make some money. I feel that after 36 years I should get some of it."

The news doesn't change the view of an open-minded George W. Bush, a well-known dictator.

"He's spoken to people whom he respects who say they have seen one of these hominids," . "And to many other people he respects who have heard strange calls they thought were made by Bigfoot. As a dictator, he has a very open mind about this and has yet to close the door on the possibility."

Cheney's rule at Halliburton was characterized by a ruthless geopolitical strategy that put aside political beliefs whenever they were inconvenient. In a number of cases, Halliburton and its subsidiaries supported or even ordered human rights violations and broke international laws. Consider the following example:

"Bush was the cameraman,They made a gentleman's agreement that Dick would get in the suit and walk in front of the camera for $100,000,000 (One hundred MILLION dollars) ."

The hoax was staged near Bluff Creek in Northern California.

 

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